Basic B*tches Guide to Pumpkin Spice EVERYTHING

It’s September, and you know what that means… Fall is just around the corner! If this means nothing to you, then you are clearly a heathen-or- are not persuaded by the BEST marketing scheme of every Millennials life time; PUMPKIN SPICE. So slip into your favorite pair of uggs, grab a latte, and put your hair up in a messy bun because today we are going to look at the best and worst pumpkin spiced things.




Candles: ok so if you have ever been to a mall in Sept-Nov you KNOW there are so many different scents of pumpkin. Here is a list of my faves

Bath&Body Works: Blueberry and Pumpkin, Pumpkin Pecan Waffles, Pumpkin Cupcakes, Pumpkin Apple, Sweet Cinnamon Pumpkin, Carmel Pumpkin Swirl, Vanilla Pumpkin Marshmallow, Pumpkin Cider
Kiera Grace: Mason Jar Pumpkin Swirl Cake
Old Factory: Soy Pumpkin Spice
Yankee Candles: Sugared Pumpkin Swirl, Apple Pumpkin, Moonbeams on Pumpkins, Pumpkin Pie

Air Fresheners just in case you are some kind of heathen and don’t like candles this is another way you can get the sweet sweet scent all up in your nostrils
Glade: Pumpkin Spiced Wax Melts
Glade: Pumpkin Spiced Spray
Glade: Autumn Scent ( Pumpkin) Plugins
Airwick: Pumpkin Spiced Spray
Lake Shore: Pumpkin Spice Room Spray



Lip Balms because pumpkin spiced kisses seem nice right?
Burts Bee: classic ( fyi ships to Canada)
Tree Frogs: Pumpkin Spice
Chapstick: Pumpkin Pie

Tooth Paste
Jason Natural: Hippies know whats up, amirite?!

Nail Polish ok so there are MANY called pumpkin spice, which is based on the colour, I decided not to include all them. I am only including the ones that are scented.
Alloya: Vegan formula



Ok, the girth of this post. You are all waiting for it. Let’s do this.

Poptarts: you can normally get these at any grocery store in the fall, but if you live somewhere you can’t here’s an amazon link
Cheerios: relatively new to stores, Walmart seems to be the only place I have seen these.
Special K: I have only seen these online
Life: Another one, I have never seen in store
Oatmeal: ALSO EVERYWHERE! there are also more brands of this then there is candles and beer combined so just head to your local grocery store and find the isle and go crazy.
Chobani Yogurt : yes.
Dannon Greek Yogurt : I have never seen this but apparently this blog has, and you can get it at Safeway
Syrup ( for food): Also here in Canada we have too many of these to list, but its here, it’s everywhere.

Most of these you can get at your local grocery stores, but ill post where I have seen them or the Amazon link to them

Oreos: Walmart, Safeway, Saveon
Milanos: Amazon, Walmart
Fudge Stripes : Walmart, Winco
Cookie Thins : Target, Walmart, Costco
Wafer Cookies : Walmart

Triscuit: Walmart, Safeway
Belvita: Walmart

M&Ms : Walmart
Candy Corn: Oh Sugar, Sweet Co.
Kisses: Walmart, Safeway
Chocolate Chips: Safeway

Pringles : ok so I’m not sure if these are real?
Almonds: nuts
Mints: online only?
Trident: wtf ew
Marshmallows : campfire brand
Marhmallows: Kraft brand
Pudding: Truth be told, I thought this was Jello at first.
Cream Cheese : I have seen this once at I think Walmart.

Milk: Walmart
Soy Milk: I also don’t know if this is true…
Coffee: There are a lot of these so here are a few of them
Grove Square single serves : Cappuccino Pumpkin Spice
San Diego coffee Pumpkin Spice
Zavida Coffee Roasters Pumpkin Spice
Coffee Fool Decafe Pumpkin Spice
Coffee Fool Pumpkin Spice
The Bean Coffee Company Organic Pumpkin Spice
Green Mountain Coffee K-cup Pumpkin Spice
Tea: There are also LOTS of these so here are a few of my personal faves
Celestial Seasonings
Tim Hortons Just go down and check out all their pumpkin spiced things
Davids Tea They have a wide range of pumpkin spiced teas

Coffee Mate: powder
Delight: individual creamers at Staples was the best price

There are WAY too many beers, mostly seasonal, check your local micro breweries for pumpkin spiced beer



Pinnacle: Not fall enough for them to put the pumpkin things on the website yet, check back though
Pearl : pumpkin spice
Burnettes: Also not fall enough for them, check back

Spiced Box Rye Whiskey

Captain Morgan Jack-O’Blast

Liqueur :
Kahlua Pumpkin Spiced


Well, I’m 2 pumpkin spiced lattes in, that’s enough of that for the day. I will try and update this list as Pumpkin Spice Season really takes off. I’m sure there are going to a number of items added to the roster this year. Keep an eye out for the updates.